|
  
 
|
From
Chapter 5 of HardCore Mother:
Meryll
Piltz is the man who owns the shop. Mother met him as one of her
pick-ups.
Passages
of Mother's thoughts have often been recorded here. In one chapter
she described the type of men she'd share her illicit act with,
her singular and peculiar appetite. Meryll Piltz fits that description.
In fact Meryll Piltz was often referred to as Filthy Piltz, the
epithet Filthy sticking to him because it accurately described his
regressive grooming habits, as well as his lack of chivalry in sexual
dealings.
Piltz
is the one who had been sadistic and pulled Mother's nose. His shop
was not located among other shops along a busy thoroughfare full
of foot and auto traffic and mass transit routes. It was on a quiet
residential street. There were display windows to this shop but
in them you saw nothing except dust-coated Venetian blinds.
"Nobody
knows Filthy Piltz is here, Kiddo, that's why the stuff he has is
good. If everybody knew about it, all his best would've long been
copped off and he'd have nothin' but factory seconds from Case."
This was a reputable brand of knife to young Scrinvami's understanding.
"Case don't issue seconds," he replied haughtily. He was sanctimoniously
enthused and in no mood for effeminate iconoclasm.
This
store was the place in question, when Scrinvami had taunted his
sister about him and Mother and their plans to go shopping together.
It sold weapons generally (antique swords, some guns), but mostly
knives. In went Scrinvami followed by Mom. The first thing they
saw was Piltz. "Here we are, M.P., as promised," sez she. "This
is my boy, Kiddo, a handsome lad to be sure, a future connoisseur
among connoisseurs." "Hi," said Scrinvami. "I need some good deals."
"Well, look around, young 'un, and see what you like. Do you have
any vintage in mind?" "I got everything in mind," said Scrinvami.
"He's going to look at a lot of things and he'll want something
that appeals to him personally. How are you feelin' today, M.P.?"
Mother
and M.P. gabbed. Scrinvami started looking. What with his non-stop
delight, what with his wanting to finger one item after the other,
what with him continuously asking questions, and before long, Kiddo's
enthusiasm became infectious. Piltz got more interested in his own
wares and not only did he get interested but so did Mother. Everyone
began to have a good time. Tray after tray of old knives and cutlery
were pulled out from under the counters and placed on top. Scrinvami
was going nuts with joy, ogling the lean claw-shaped knife blades
from Paris or Milan, Cairo or Istanbul or Shanghai or Baghdad or
Tehran or Old Delhi or Singapore or New York City; utensils with
goldwork on their handles, with brass and silver, with inlays of
ebony, ivory and teak and bone and Mother of Pearl. "Filthy Piltz's
Hoard," it would be called.
At
first, Mother was casual in her interest. But then, she saw the
implement. No sooner that, than she keened in on it. The inordinate
began to possess her. The breath of her familiar incubus blew over
her. She saw the implement as beautiful and odd. Her mind gushed
with the exotic purposes it must have. "What is that thing!?" She
asked Meryll Piltz, putting her finger to the glass counter top,
pointing to one of the items beneath it. "That doesn't look like
a pocket knife to me," she claimed. "That's no pocket knife." said
Piltz "What is it? What's it for?" "That, my dear, is a straight
razor." Piltz
claimed taking up the item proudly. "Handmade in Belgium. I've dated
it around about the year 1885." It was a piece of nice workmanship.
"A straight razor?" Mother probed. "Sure, this is what men had to
shave with before the safety razor was invented. Gillette came out
with the first safety razor in 1905." Piltz, already having taken
it in hand, folded the blade out.
Mother
gasped at the sight. Sez Mr. Piltz, "You got to be careful with
these things. Straight razors are sharp." Mother heard that! She
began to girlishly fidget with her fingers in the vicinity of her
forehead, her brows and her eyes. "Oh! I can't even stand to look
at that thing." "There's no problem. It's like a rattlesnake. You
simply handle it with due caution!"
[...]
|